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Wonderfully simplistic

Absolutley fantastic, a game which I didnt get bored of within 10 minutes. The Graphics were simple, but effective, and the entire gameplay was great. A few bugs though, such as the "uber Lazer" not doing anything =/

But apart from that, fantastic.

Great! But...

The only rroblem was you have to be REEEAAAALL fast to kill anything. Its too hard - slow it down!

omega3D responds:

Yeah... I'll give more reaction time. Thanks.

Excelent!

The Very Best!

smige2 responds:

cheers :)

Superb

Great Sim Hope you make this one even better, or another!!

TheComet responds:

I've barely started this! It's going to have at least 10 decisions per game.
In the end, there shuold be about an hour of movie to show ;)

Nice

Its kind of a happy town Madness interactive with the music. Its good, and i suppose its very hard to compete with Madness interactive

Wow!

That was one of the most excelent things i have EVER seen on newgrounds... please let there be a version 2!

mmmmm

Erm i got all the answers right!!
*ahem* suuuure i did...... *Ahem*
Nice joke!

WALKTHROUGH

Here we are johnny. And this is a walkthrough.
When that dumb bitch asks you to get her kid either take:
1) for some sucky-sucky... *wink*
2) for the boring way
3) for the exciting but very short way.
4) for the extremly long way.
If you take 1, 2 or 3 you dont need a walkthrough for that bit. but if you take 4, you have a discusion on your hands about paying your tab. unless you wanna die, do not pick 1 or 3 on the next menu. When you pick two, you have 4 choises, wich basically bring you back round to the same menu until you click 2 (The sweet deal one).
This will bring you outside, where you can go to four places. you'll find you can only go to the bar alley. when there, pick up the can, look in the trash can (the one that doesnt say "dump") and take the fish. now look in the trash trailer and you'll find the crowbar. "Talk" to the cat and use the fish and you now have a cat... the most powerfull weapon of all! leave the alley and goto the hang out use your cat to kill the bouncer and your on the next level.
you'll find yourself hidng from a thug round the corner, look in the box to find a barbie doll. Pick up the plank of wood and use the barbie doll you found to lure the thug towards you. He'll start playing with the barbie, SO THUNK HIM WITH THE PLANK OF WOOD! Pick up his gun, and continue. Again, you find yourself in a simaler situation, and you need to distract the guards, so use the soup can you found. THEN BLAST THEM WITH THE GUN! pick up the K.O'd guys gun and try to open the door. You'll find its locked, so try and use the crowbar admist the other stuff you have just seemed to have. Oh dear, we have a situation... luckily johnny has JOHNNY POWER which he can use to open doors... You'r in the next level.
After the video sequence fight against the big dude, you'r literally screwed.
You awake to find yourself in a prison cell, and there is only one way to get out.. a small pin in the wall is on the far right of the cell, so click on it. Johnny is free! -- sort of. In a pile of filth his Johnny sence tells us there is a screwdriver in there. Bend the screwdriver in the little eye-hole slit thing. Now use your bent screwdriver to open the (un-openable) window.
Congratulations, you have completed the game.

Ok, but adictive

Alright graphics, but overall a very easy game to play. All you need to do is hold down space bar and move when a rock comes. But, it is addictive and the fact that you can upgrade your ship makes it that bit more interesting.

My goodness! A blurb? I be no book, heathen.

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